Archive for the 'quotes & shorts' Category

The Geek Song

LOL A great song for the geek in all of us.

Drinking Like a Russian

HAHA I was reading this fellows post about drinking like a Russian and while reading the comments I ran across this great comment:

Raw eggs, shots of olive oil, sticks of butter - are you trying to drink or get the shits? Good grief - just give me a case Bud and a bucket of KFC…

LOL this just tickled my funny bone.

Certainty

As I stood before the gates I realized that I never want to be as certain about anything as were the people who built this place.

-Rabbi Sheila Peltz, on her visit to Auschwitz

Words and their use are extraordinary.

Train Wreck Freak

I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear them scream.

— Sylvestre Matuschka, “the Hungarian Train Wreck Freak”,
escaped prison 1937, not heard from since

Oh man this one showed up in my random quote of the day. Freaky man freaky.

- Ian

Shake it

You’ll have to figure this one out for yourself

“I want you to shake it so well that I forget about tomorrow”

– Me